Monday, June 23, 2008

The Women of Sex and the City are Role Models



HBO's show, Sex and the City redefined the public's perception of the "modern woman." The women on the show were successful, independent, beautiful women who proved that their accomplishments were not based on looks alone. So much so that... (courtesy of Page Six)
Maybe seeing themselves on the big screen was too much to take for "Sex and the City" stars Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis. Apparently, soon after the movie's release, they both paid a visit to Roosevelt Hospital on 10th Avenue for minor surgeries. "Cynthia had a breast augmentation and soon after, Kristin had the varicose veins on her legs removed," said an insider. "They both made sure they did it on the quietest day of the week." It could explain why Davis always wears long hems. Nixon, whose rep denied the surgery, could have been disappointed with her topless scene. Davis' rep had no comment."
I'm hoping there's a sequel to the Sex and the City movie. Can you imagine? It'll take place 1 hour after the events of the first film and (spoiler here... DON'T READ AHEAD IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW)

Big dumps Carrie's ass after realizing... "shit, I'm f-ckin' money..... in 10 years, Carrie will look like a mummy and I'll age like a fine wine ready to pounce on some 21 year old model. I can't do this." This then leads to Carrie writing any article about "Cougars" and seeing if there is a sex life after the age of 65. I'm sure at this point Samantha would of gotten an STD (or even created a new strain of Herpes especially after all those dudes she got with. She'll be like medusa.. but not as pretty; if you look directly at her, you probably contracted something.) Charlotte will probably attempt to have a kid at age 55 and Miranda will probably end up gay after realizing how gross Steve is. I know what you're thinking.. and the answer is "no I don't watch the show. I'm usually too busy reading my issues of Maxim magazine at that time."

- Fluffy Clark

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