Friday, June 20, 2008

Coming Soon: Orchestra Hero

Harmonix and Activision, the makers of the hit video games, Guitar Hero and Rock Band, comes the newest addition, ORCHESTRA HERO

Why bother having 4 friends rock it out in Rock Band when you can have 50(that's the minimum... max 100) of your closest friends jamming out your symphony fantasies in your small ass East Village apartment. You choose from such instruments as piccolos, flutes, oboes, english horns, clarinets, bass clarinets, bassoons, contrabassoons, horns, trumpets, trombones, bass trombones, tubas, timpanis, snare drums, tenor drums, bass drums, cymbals, triangles, wood blocks, tamborines, marimbas, vibraphones, xylophones, glockenspiels, gongs, tubular bells, saxophones, alto saxophones, baritone saxophones, classical guitars, sitars, bass guitars, cowbells, harps, violins, violas, violoncellos, double basses, cellos, bagpipes, african tribal whistles, spoons, air guitars, and empty jug bottles.

The game also features hit tracks from the 80's... 1780's!! Now you can jam to tracks from famous composers such as Handel, Mozart, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Sousa, and John Tesh.

But how much does this cost? $50... nope...... $100.... nope...... $200... not even close.... It would cost you over $6000 to have every instrument just to play the game. 

- Fluffy Clark

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