Oh my god.. I seriously can't write anything that can be funnier than this interview Ranae Shrider(the girl who made a sex tape with Mini-Me) had with News of the World. (my comments in red)
On sex in general with a midget:
"So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees! It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big. On the whole though, he wasn't short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size." Wow, he didn't use a condom? He should of bought those rubber kitchen gloves and cut off the pinky finger. That probably would of helped.
On their first time and the Mini-Me's magical rebound skills:
"I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing." I recommend she get a tattoo of her face on her stomach so Mini-Me can have the effect of kissing her during sex. And 3 minutes.. wow that's like 2 min and 50 sec more than the average guy.
On why midget's prefer sex on dry land:
"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him." HAHAHAHA.. oh my god.. I'm crying over here... That's like a kid first entering the grown up pool.
- Fluffy Clark
2 comments:
eww i seriously just threw up a lil in my mouth reading that
I can not even believe that is true. Is that even possible? Good tattoo comment...
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