Stepford Wives Wasn't Fiction

Remember when Nicole Kidman looked like a real human being?


Now she looks like this monster..


See I thought the Stepford Wives was a smart, entertaining comedy. Now I'm starting to think it was an autobiography about Nicole Kidman's life. I thought the point of cosmetic surgery is to make it less obvious and invisible. Well.. Mr. Surgeon (or Miss).. you failed miserably. Maybe she is a robot?

Oh and I heard she gave birth is a new robot.. I mean baby. The baby is going to get collagen injections on Monday. Go baby!!

- Fluffy Clark