Rumors and Tidbits

So this is the section of the page I like to call, "Rumors and Tidbits"... aka, Fluffy Clark is too lazy to write a full post about these people.

So here's the news around the celeb world.

PARIS TRIES TO INFECT CRISTIANO RONALDO

Turns out Paris Hilton has been trying to get with recently single international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. This ugly guy here. Fortunately, he was smart enough to turn her down. Good for him. Who knows what mutated strains of herpes Paris has by now. I mean isn't she dating or was dating Benji Madden from Good Charlotte? After sleeping with her, I heard that guy has 2 weeks to live. She's like the virus-carrying monkey from Outbreak, except nowhere even close to as hot as that thing is.

ANDY DICK IS A DICK....

The best actor in Hollywood, Andy Dick was recently arrested and charged with drunkeness and sexual battery. Dude, he tried (or did) pull down a 17 year old's bra. 

According to the AP..

Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of "an intoxicated male" urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.
When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, "grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts," the statement said.
Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said. Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared "extremely intoxicated," police said.

YOU'RE CAREER IS SO DONE HEIGL

Turns out Katherine Heigl's days on Grey's Anatomy are done. Her character might be killed off in the next season. (i'm praying for the meteor attack that takes her out. Oh or her falling down an elevator shalf... Or hell, OUTBREAK MONKEY!!)

US Weekly says..

The idea came after Heigl, 29, withdrew herself from Emmy contention, saying that she didn’t feel she was “given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination.”
In response to Heigl’s griping, staffers are considering giving her character, Dr. Izzie Stevens, a brain tumor.
“[Producer] Shonda [Rhimes] and the writers are pissed at her,” the source tells Us. “It’s their way of screwing with her. She won’t know whether she’s going to live or die.”

So if you want to keep your job Katherine, you're going to have to kiss some serious bootay. You should probably take some lessons from Dr. Drake Ramoray, who was the best damn TV doctor EVER till the writer's killed him off.

REGGIE BUSH TELLS KIM KARDASHIAN SHE NEEDS TO DROP SOME POUNDS

New Orleans Saint's running back, Reggie Bush apparently told his girlfriend, Kim "Baby Got Back" Kardashian that she needs to lose some poundage, or needs to lose some junk in the trunk, the badunkadunk. Word.

RAMPAGE JACKSON'S CLOAKING DEVICE FAILED

OK, first off, I don't even know who the f-ck Rampage Jackson is. I heard he was like a UFC (turns out that means Ultimate Fighting Champion and not Ultimate Fried Chicken...  which sounds incredibly better than KFC) champ. Yeah I wouldn't know, I like to watch Top Chef, drink my beer in a wine glass(not from a beer can holder on a hardhat), and own a car that's not a pickup truck.

Turns out Mr. Jackson hit some cars and tried to avoid the police. I heard that's illegal.

A Costa Mesa patrol officer attempted to pull Jackson over after he was seen weaving in and out of traffic with a flat front left tire, according to a release issued by the Costa Mesa Police Department. Jackson, 30, continued driving to avoid being stopped. Losing control of the truck, Jackson drove up onto a sidewalk. He continued on, colliding with a vehicle in an intersection and running several red lights.

Eventually, the truck came to a stop and Jackson, originally of Memphis, Tenn., was arrested without incident at gunpoint.

So the best part of this story was when I saw a picture of his car...

HAHAHA!! OK seriously guy. You have your name and face all over that thing and you really think a camouflaged painted car is really gonna help you evade the police. Here's some news... They can see you Rampage!! Camo only works when you are in a forest. Oh and they have your name, I'm sure you can figure out how.

- Fluffy Clark