Turns out, disease carrying, global extinction, virus carrying, former pornstar, Jenna Jameson is pregnant with Tito Ortiz's Anti-Christ kid. (cue Omen music)
Sanctus... Dominus!!
Seriously, I'm booking my ass to the colony; an underground facility where the best, brightest and most handsome hide during the fallout of the Anti-Christ's war on the human race. Jameson's sexual partners rival the population of China and her body is just a cesspool of new and more deadlier diseases. Throw in the fighting ability of Tito Ortiz and you have the perfect weapon to end all life in the universe.
- Fluffy Clark
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