You Know You Are Too Rich When.... J-Lo Edition

This is when you know you made it in this world.

The actress apparently insists on dressing her five-month-old twins in new designer gear every day.
We're told: "Jennifer was approached by a charity and asked to donate some dresses for a celebrity auction. She agreed and donated a gorgeous £5,000 frock.

"She also offered some of Max and Emme's clothes, telling organisers that she never lets them 'repeat' outfits.
"But the auction deals only in adult clothes. Jennifer told them it was a shame, as some items cost over 1,000 dollars each."

Wow.. Holy Sweet Jesus!! Those kids are rolling big time. So lemme do the math here....  a new outfit everyday which cost a minimum of $1,000 each for 365 days equals... ELEVENTY BILLION DOLLARS a year. Their clothing budget probably rivals the GNP of some First World Countries. I don't see J-Lo getting up in the morning earning the dough so it must be Marc Anthony. That guy must be exhausted. He's probably doing singing gigs from 5am - 4am each day while making time to pick up some new outfits for the week for his kids. No wonder he always looks like a zombie. Christian Bale from The Machinist probably got more shut eye than Mr. J-Lo.

But wait, (going back to the repeat outfit thing) this ain't so crazy. I don't do repeat underwear. Sure, I don't change underwear everyday (I usually wear it for a six month stint) but I NEVER "repeat" with that same pair. In a matter of weeks, it gets all tattered and damp and I start to look like I'm wearing caveman undies. Sometimes, when I take the ladies home, they ask, "why do you always wear black underwear?" I say, "i don't babe, it was white."

- Fluffy Clark